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Supermodels Take Over Tulum: Tess Jantschek, Nonny Mulholland, Natasha Oakley, Devin Brugman and McKenna Berkley

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aldo-vallon - March 27, 2018

There are a whole lot of exotic words in this title, and I am glad that I only need to write them down instead of saying them all aloud. Even simply reading the names of all of these models together makes it sound like they have opened up the world’s sexiest law firm. Jantschek, Mulholland, Oakley, Brugman, and Berkley. They don’t just defend the innocent, they defend the decadent.

I swear, if that becomes a TV show on Bravo next season then I am going to expect some royalties. A person can only realistically expect to have one good million dollar idea in their lifetime and this might be that idea for me, as depressing as that may be. I can think of no greater way for my memory to be honored than for it to be associated with a trashy TV show.

I am so desperate that I would even be willing for it to be turned into a new soap opera. That might even be the greatest outcome. Those things can last decades which would practically make me immortal, and that really is the end goal after all. So what if it is only metaphorical, still counts.

 

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