Supermodel Karlie Kloss Pimps Her Own Line

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bill-swift - May 9, 2017

Karlie Kloss from her Windy City birthrights to looking all kinds of hot and being Taylor Swift's best friend and cozying up to Ivanka Trump's brother in law, is kind of winning right now. There's no one definition, but for a fashion model that seems to be right up there. 

Karlie now has her own clothing line at Express. From the layman's perspective, so, mine, it would appear to be the exact same clothes as of one hundred other signature clothes lines on the market selling the shame shmata with different inspirational slogans. But that's just my perspective. A man of science. Far be it from me to tell girls that Karlie Kloss' dresses aren't aspirational when I aspire so deeply and lustfully to remove them from Karlie myself. We all have our shameful passions and expensive weakness. I will not be the first to cast stones. Especially as I do actually live in a glass house. Of my dirty mind. Enjoy.


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