aldo-vallon - April 25, 2018
I hope to one day have my own success be at the level of Sofia Richie’s hot friend. To make a headline due to one physical trait that I possess sounds like a dream come true. I am not so deluded as to think that I would be labeled as the hot friend, but I could have something else. “The gangly friend” could work. Or “the homeless looking guy” would also be acceptable.
I think that is the right level of fame that I would be comfortable with. I would still get the perks that go along with knowing famous people, but without the drawbacks. Nobody interrupting my meals in order to get a photograph. Nobody kidnapping my family members in order to get a ransom. In my dream, I would be the one getting kidnapped for a ransom. Or better yet, staging my own kidnapping for a ransom.
That is where the real money is. Who wants to work a full-time job and on top of that be a friend to Sophia Richie at night? That sounds exhausting. I’d much rather cut off my ear and retire to Switzerland.
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