aldo-vallon - May 22, 2018
There is something about those white swimsuits with the gold ropes that seem unequivocally British. I do not know why that is, but I am certain that if I had seen these photos without the UK tag I still could have pinpointed these women to being on the British isles, and that does not even have anything to do with their teeth. The only way they could be dressed any more British is if they were wearing Fred Perry polo shirts with Union Jack underwear.
I have always had a keen eye for details, so it should not surprise anyone when I point out that the car they are showing no respect towards has been defaced with the equivalent of a tattoo. Just below the headlight it is tagged with “Miss Swimsuit UK” and that leaves me with a lot of questions.
The first is how many other markings are on that beautiful car’s body? To think that they would disfigure such a beauty in the name of a contest is simply sickening. My second thought is what happens when the competition is over? Is the car a prize, does it get sold off as it is, or do they get rid of all of the promotional messages? What I am really trying to ask is, will I be seeing someone drive around a car, worth more than many houses, that has swimsuit decals on it like a rally car?
Photo Credit: Splash News
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