Shut Up and Take My Money: Adult-Size Big Wheel

Now you can be a bad-ass on a trike with the high-roller adult-size big wheel trike. It's everything a trike should be and more. It's built with a heavy-duty steel frame and fork that can support riders who weigh up to 275 pounds (there's hope for you still, bruh!) If you're shorter or taller than the average dude, not to worry, because the fully-adjustable padded seat can accommodate dudes that are 5'2" short up to 6'6" tall.

It's equipped with molded 14-inch plastic rear wheels so you can do awesome power slides. The humongous 26-inch front wheel offers superior traction, while both that and the custom freewheel hub are just right for high-speed coasting.

What are you waiting for, really?

Get It: $650