Get Yourself Some Fart-Proof Jeans

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Michael Garcia - September 8, 2016

It's happened to everyone. You are in a crowded room, maybe at work, and that bean salad you had for lunch comes back to haunt you. Do you excuse yourself and go to the bathroom to pass gas or do you risk it and let 'er rip and hope no one smells/hears it? It's a dilemma. Luckily, British company Shreddies is there to help. They already came out with fart dampening underwear and have no expanded to jeans and pjs. Simply put on these stylish jeans and toot away. It works through a pattented Filtrex system that has a charcoal-like substance to deal with the smell and a sound dampener to take care of the sound. All that in a thin material so it doesn't look like you are wearing a diaper. The press release says

"You can wear your Shreddies Jeans and Pyjamas with your regular underwear, team them with a pair of Shreddies pants for double protection, or if you're feeling brave, why not skip the underwear completely!? You'll never have to worry about those moments again"

What is going on in Britain that they have to make fart proof jeans? Is it all the beans on toast? The full English breakfast? Because I know both of those things have given me drastic gas something serious. I just wonder if it is really worth it to have specific pants for farting? What if you don't have gas? That's just a waste of Filtrex technology. Get them here

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