Shauna Sexton’s Big Round Butt In Yoga Pants

I am going to come right out and say it. I do not like the number of chords and drawstrings that Shauna Sexton lets hang from her neck. That is a major strangling hazard if ever I saw one. I do not care how easily she thinks those ear buds will pull free from her ears. She is one freak accident away from ending up with the second most embarrassing death of all time.

We all know that Shauna is rolling in dough, why hasn’t she caught up with the rest of the modern world and gotten herself a set of wireless earbuds? She is out for a run, not one hour into a ten hour international flight. I think the battery would last for her needs.

Her pants, however, leave little room for criticism. I cannot even fond fault with the insanely long drawstring at the front of them. They are doing their job admirably. Sure, she could double, or maybe even triple knot those things, but they are keeping the pants above her hips, so it is a job well done. Although, with that amount of elastic, it is probably diffilcult to get those things to slide below the waist.

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