editor - May 27, 2011
British actress Sasha Jackson isn't a big star in Hollywood yet, but she's really skinny with big breasts and that sexy accent so I feel like she should be. It's not like acting is hard for Christs sake. Someone thinks up some words for you to say, and then you say them. And you don't even have to memorize the words. If you're too dumb for that they'll write them on a card for you and then all you have to do is read them out loud. And if you can't even do that right, that's fine too, because we'll just stand here all day and wait for you. You get unlimited chances at reading the words out loud. Imagine that you were a waiter, and you were supposed to bring a Coke to a customer, and someone went and got you a Coke and handed it to you but somehow you still managed to bring the customer a Sprite. Perhaps because, on your own, you decided a Sprite would be better. So then the whole restaurant just sat there and waited for you to try again. And the next time you brought out a knife. So everyone sat there and waited for you to try again. And the next time you went to the freezer instead of the dining room. So everyone sat there and waited for you to try again. And this went on for 6 hours, with everyone patiently waiting for you to do something any retarded toddler could manage. That's what being an actor is like. So why the hell do we put up with so many ugly actresses with small breasts and no sexy accents. This is complete bullshit.
(image source of Sasha yesterday in Malibu = pacific coast)