Salma Hayek Struggles To Control Her Tits

I can't imagine the burden of big ole titties. Outside of landing you movie roles and billionaire husbands and making bath time far more fun than rubber ducky, just think about what a pain in the ass it must be in bounce houses and during seismic events. You can't form the triangle of safety when your tits are vibrating like a course correcting gyroscope. Salma Hayek has always been considered a strong actress. If she were more plain looking and flat chested she'd be considered a strong 'never heard of her'. No offense to Salma, that's just a fact. Looks are rather important in a business built on looks. They're also important in businesses that aren't. Have you seen the people killing it in your sales department? If Lena Dunham were physically attractive, she could've been the one molested in her memoirs instead of the predator. Good looks and an impressive rack change everything. If somebody tells you that's for the worse, punch them in the udders.

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