bill-swift - November 12, 2015
I miss people saying so-and-so just broke the Internet. It was funny the first time, then just lazy. You can't break the Internet, however, you can greatly fog it up with hot panting. Such as now happening since Pia Mia Perez posted her bikini photos from her return to her Guam homeland.
Pia Mia Perez may not be gifted with all the skills listed on her professional resume, but she surely has been thrust into the faptastic spotlight with a certain set of skills far more alluring than Liam Neeson in Taken. Those sextastic racktastic funbags of hers belong mentioned in some kind of international treaty between Guam and the rest of the world, such that they must be shown at regular intervals for the better health of the global population. Something about the bleached blonde girls with the massive tubes that have always made men dance a jig. And, by dance a jig, I think you know what I mean. Make sure the door is locked. Enjoy.
Photo Credit: Instagram
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