I’ve Never Been to Paris Hilton, But She Sure Knows How to Use It

Did you know, it's a scientifically proven fact* that pictures are sexier when you listen to music while looking at them? This is true. So every time I pull out a jukebox selects, you should be grateful and not treat it like some afterthought. I put a lot of time and effort into scanning my iTunes and looking for kickin' songs to accompany these pictures.

Take Paris Hilton, for example. Here she is looking hella hot in Galore Magazine's September 2017 issues, and I think to myself, well I've never been to Paris. Of course this then makes me think of one of my favorite Three Dog Night tunes. If you ever want a fun read, check out the etymology of the term "three dog night." My dad told me about it this summer and it's fascinating, check it out.

Anyway, Paris is hot, Three Dog Night sings a hot tune, what more could you ask for? A pairing like this was destined in the stars and I think it's time I stop talking and let Paris and TDN work their magic. Maestro, if you please...

_{Photo Credit: Galore Magazine}

_{*See January 1998 issue of Scientific Proof magazine for more}