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Kate Beckinsale MILFtastic Mother’s Day Prim and Proper and Passion Inducing

By Bill Swift | May 13, 2013 @ 10:59 am

Kate Beckinsale Goes Out for Mother's Day in a Tight Skirt in LA

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While yesterday was a celebration of all things maternal, I have to give a special shoutout and admission of tingly little boy feelings to Kate Beckinsale who got all decked out for a little Mother's Day outing with her daughter and her ex.

Now, there are many universal signs of motherhood, but the MILFtastic mom knows that on a day celebrating her miraculous powers of reproduction, she ought wear a little something something that gets the males in her public viewing audience thoughts of making even more babies. And a tight little skirt on Kate Beckinsale, yes, I am ready to populate a distant planet(s) of her choosing.

Like pearls before swine that Kate Beckinsale. And I am mostly just speaking for myself there. Enjoy.

KATE IN STRETCH PANTS IS THE ULTIMATE MILF DISPLAY

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India Reynolds Topless Wonderments Put the Mmm in Mammarial Monday

By Bill Swift | May 13, 2013 @ 10:13 am

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India Reynolds BTS Topless Photoshoot with NUTS

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Behind the scenes shots of gloriously hot India Reynolds on a Monday morning? Yes, I'll take two servings of that please. Who says the work week has to only involve work? Or anything to do with work for that matter?

Let's be honest, you're not a slave to your boss, but you are a slave to extremely good looking bodacious bodied women. You'd kiss India Reynold's shoes if so ordered. Personally, I wouldn't wait for orders, I'd go dive in and apologize later. Hey, sexual fetish addiction (SFA) is a real disease. And India Reynolds is giving it to me very badly (or is that goodly?) this Mammarial Monday.

Bless you, India and our friends at Nuts magazine, for providing a ridiculously hot cushion landing for the return to Monday. Enjoy.

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Selena Gomez Bikini Pictures Big Time Score in Miami!

By Bill Swift | May 13, 2013 @ 9:24 am

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Te amo, Selena Gomez. And I especially love your brand spanking (as it were) bikini pictures fresh from Miami where you minxy fresh body was on display for a brief bit of respite over the weekend. While I can't let my hopes up that her final final decree this past week that it's over with her and her former 120-lb. teen lesbian anchor is actually final, I can definitely let a whole bunch of emotions up over seeing our belusted little Latina in a bikini showing off her prime time little body.

Candid Selena Gomez bikini pictures only come around but every few months, if we're lucky. Today, we are very lucky. Enjoy.

SELENA GOMEZ BACK AS A BARELY LEGAL BIKINI HOTTIE

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Candice Swanepoel and Lily Aldridge Bikini Pictures Take Their Hot Turn in St. Barts

By Bill Swift | May 13, 2013 @ 9:02 am

Candice Swanepoel Hits the Beach in St. Barts for s Bikini Shoot

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The Victoria's Secret photoshoots continue down in St. Bart's, with legendary already bikini model Candice Swanepoel stepping up to the plate with nothing but her ridiculously hot modeling body and some spray on tan to assist her in her photo at-bat. I'd call it a homerun to carry on this baseball analogy, a sport I would have to be thinking of rather vividly to avoid turning my night of pleasure with Candice into an apology after 90-seconds of passion.

Lily Aldridge Beach Bikini Photoshoot in St. Barts

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Joining in the bikini hit parade was the strikingly hot Lily Aldridge who showed that she backs down for no man, err, woman, when it comes to a contest of hottest body on the island. Not that the ladies need to fight over who has the finer form, I will gladly play Solomon on that matter and split my baby in half as needed. Enjoy.

Taylor Swift Gets Raunchy Wild at DC Concert

By Bill Swift | May 13, 2013 @ 8:21 am

Taylor Swift Hot Performance at the Verizon Center in DC

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Wow, well I guess Taylor Swift really is getting all grown up. A little late, but better late than never, as the pop country sensation has added some Miley and Rihanna type leather moves to her teeny bopper performance, including in our nation's capital over the weekend where she went full crotch shot forward.

I'm not exactly sure what this particular pose has to do with songs about horrible boyfriends breaking her heart, but I suppose you might say Taylor still has a yearning burning in her heart or other places for men in general. Looking forward to painful breakup #17 already. Enjoy.

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This is The End Stars Will Do Anything For You To Like Them (VIDEO)

By Scott | May 13, 2013 @ 7:36 am

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The stars of the upcoming comedy This is the End, really want you to like them on Facebook. We mean, REALLY want you to like them. In fact, the more Facebook likes that the movie receives, the crazier things that stars Seth Rogen, James Franco, Danny McBride and Jay Baruchel will do for your viewing pleasure.

Want to Danny wax Seth's back? Get them more likes on Facebook. Want to see Jay and Danny share a strand of pasta just like in Lady and the Tramp? Then get them more likes on Facebook.

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Behati Prinsloo Bikini Pictures Start the Weekly Engines

By Bill Swift | May 13, 2013 @ 5:58 am

Behati Prinsloo Hot in H&M Swimwear Summer 2013

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Our truly and very favorite Namibian helps us kick off another week of certain to be stellar sextastic celebrity goodness with just a sweet classic show of the 5'10" body faptastic.

In this very improperly hot bikini catalogue shoot for the proper H&M retail brand, Behati Prinsloo shows why at eighteen years old she began skyrocketing to bodily startdom in the ranks of the lingerie and swimsuit modeling world. The ranks I'd like to review for readiness and discipline shortcomers as necessary with a feather covered riding crop. But that's my dream. Get get your own. Start by checking out Behati in these simple, but definitely wicked hot pics. Enjoy.