Destiny Dixon Licks a Rose and Takes Off Her Clothes; Trust Me, This Works

 

By popular demand, well, demanded by EgoReader 'William', it's Destiny Dixon, made somewhat famous by her appearances on the Howard Stern show, but most definitely worthy of renown based upon her looks at a remarkably memorable big girl female form.

Now, I'm not usually one for extortion, but William's threats ranging from defenestration to writing yet another email led me to believe that's it's far better to concede that have to do anything involving more work or effort. Plus, just look at Destiny licking that rose. She obviously loves nature. That's a good woman right there. And as you view her topless, who knows, you might even think she's a great woman. A rose by any other boobtastic wouldn't look quite as alluring. Enjoy.

Kimberley Garner Walking the Dog in Short Shorts and Short Dress, I’m Jealous of Her Dog on Both Occasions

Talk about living a dog's life. That pup belonging to Kimberley Garner has some seriously envious upskirt views all day long as they hot blonde reality star takes her dog for walks daily in her little outfits, hot short short (as above) or little summer dresses:

I'd absolutely have a doggie boner the whole day through. I might be projecting on that front. Still, you've got to feel pretty good as a canine looking up to notice your master is one super hottie with a nice little booty. I know my dog wishes he could swap owners. That ungrateful mutt. Though can't say I blame him. Kimberley, call me, let's do some dog walkies together. Wear something showy. Enjoy.

Ave Maria! Maria Menounos Pimping Fitness Now By Strutting Her Sextastic Stuffings

Whatever Maria Menounos is into, I'm into. Naturally, I was hoping it would be more about nekkid hot oil rubdowns, but fitness and health work okay too I suppose. I'd fake it for Maria.

The Grecian Goddess was in Boston over the weekend at one of those fitness expos where everybody is super amped and the women all wear their hair in buns, as hottie Maria was as she pranced across the stage to promote her own diet and health book out in stores everywhere. Wow, she looks amazing. Not amazing enough for me to work out super hard and stop eating corn nuts, but enough to write her a letter and ask Maria if she'd been my personal trainer so I can finally fit into my prom dress. Okay, the letter needs work. Maria does not. She is ever so perfect. Enjoy.

Marie Shiraishi Topless Naughty Japanese Boudoir Goodness for a Mammarial Monday

 

Well, hello there Marie Shiraishi. May I show you around the place? Yes, I can wait until you're satiated and dressed. I can wait a thousand years as necessary.

Every time we dip back into our treasure trove of finds from our Asian explorations, I feel both a twinge of melancholy and a slap full of tingles. You can't do better than twinge and tingles, which I assure you will both be felt as you review the visual wonderments and sensual antics of Maria Shiraishi in this glamorous boudoir photoshoot. To use the word alluring is an understatement with this provocative ginger haired naughty minx. I think I need a glass of water, or maybe a bucket. Marie, you are quite the eyeful of enjoy.

Claudia Romani Booty Cheeky Peek for Futbol Fandom of The Boot

Every girl and their hot mother is wearing their colors this week and month for the World Cup, most especially the Latin and Latina and Brazilian girls down Miami way, sporting their team colors and flashing their bodily goodies for the love of their nation. This is truly what the World Cup is all about. Well, this and a couple goals a game off guy's heads. And cramping. Lots and lots of cramping.

And speaking of cramping, oh, the way I feel all over when Claudia Romani flashes my future wedded thumper. Those twin cheeks of heaven peeking out from beneath her perfectly tiny little red skirt, her thong beneath really just an afterthought. I'm not saying this has turned me into a fan of Team Italy for the World Cup. Though if Claudia asked me in person I'd melt and start singing the Team Italy songs. I'm not fool. I go with the program. And the finest booty. Enjoy.

Kendall Jenner Without Panties, Kylie Jenner Showing Off Her Top, It’s the MuchMusic Awards!

Look, I could spend my couple minutes with you bemoaning the state of the world, not to mention music, and Canada in general. Or we could just look at the Jenner girls who were tapped to host the MuchMusic Video Awards in Toronto over the weekend and showed off in about a half dozen various revealing wardrobe changes to please the consumer eye.

Kendall Jenner started it off by wearing a double slit dress on the red carpet that appeared to reveal a complete lack of undergarments. Obviously, I am snooping about for more shots to verify. Kylie Jenner managed to utilize her own teen assets that for some arcane reason I'm implored not to discuss in any great detail. As in, she can show them, but it's another year or so before we can discuss them. Seems fair. Or not. Either way, the MuchMusic Awards were dominated by the Jenner girls and some craptastic music and lots of hooting and hollering for Canadian starts I've not heard before. Justin Bieber wasn't there, so score one for Canada. They snagged the Jenner girls half-nekkid, so score two for Canada. That's your hockey final score right there. 3-0. Enjoy.

Andressa Urach Topless Bikini Exhibition in Miami; Bring Down the Brazilian Hammer!

 

I'm not exactly sure why Miss Butt Butt Brazil isn't in Brazil during these World Cup days, but we're lucky to have her here stateside, in Miami, flashing a solid bit of her XXL badonkadonk, not to mention removing her bikini top just for bonus ogling points.

You may recall Andressa Urach is a regular visitor to Miami, and refuses to adapt to the inane U.S. custom of hiding her funbags. It is a silly traditiona after all with little merit. So, good on you, Andressa, not just for waving around that bottomside, but rooting from Brazil from afar with your guns pointed toward Rio. I can't think of a better way to honor your team. Or give free boners to the boys on the beach. That's benevolence. Enjoy.