When you got it, flaunt it. Especially when you are one hot ginger performer like Rachel Jessee, a Manhattan artist, performer, and strong supporter of the right for women to go topless in public. If I had perfect sweet funbags like Rachel Jessee, I’d be at the forefront of this march as well. I mean, after 22-hours of sudsing, massaging, and lotioning my faptastic sweethearts daily.
The right to Free Speech is second only in import of the right for hot gingers with beautiful busty boobs to protest their right to flash their udders in public. Actually, it’s already legal in New York to do so, so this is more of an honoring the right kind of thing. I support it all. I only wish I could be there to give Rachel Jessee and her righteous chest the full support it needs. Enjoy.
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Tulisa Contostavlos has been through some long level of legal battles of late. But she seems to be in recovery mode looking crazy hot in Bermuda in a small white bikini around her sweet curvy female form. I guess she’s not a stress eater like myself. I would have gone through a lorry full of beef jerky sweating it out in a court room. I go through the jerky just watching my team down by a touchdown at half time. Not Tulisa. She looks bikini fit as a fiddle I’d love to rub my bow… never mind.
Tulisa, you have discovered the best play in life. Looking like a hot chick in a start white bikini on the beach. Really, there’s no better way to tell the world that you and your alluring boobtastic are back in business and ready to take on anything. Good for you. And very good for us. Enjoy.
The lovely Liv Tyler took us back to 1995 hotness in a bikini on a boat in Spain. I remember back in my youth when Liv would appear in her dad’s videos looking all sexy and sweet. Then she was the EILF in Lord of the Rings, (Elf I’d Like To F). Now she is still a girl that I would like to do the no pants dance with. The best thing about these pics is the gratuitous booty crack that you can see in several of the photos. What is awful in a plumber is wonderful in a hot woman. Sure, Liv isn’t quite as tight as she was back in the 90′s but then again who is? I kind of like her a bit fuller. I enjoy a girl with a little meat on her bones.
My grandfather always used to say that you can never trust a woman who is too skinny. Words to live by.
The ever gorgeous Alessandra Ambrosio was looking hot as F in a pair of tights on her way to yoga. Yoga is the ancient art that teaches women how to be all bendy and sport a camel toe in Lululemon tights. At least, that’s the type of yoga Alessandra is into. I’m quite sure that when she bends over to do downward facing dog you see the outline of her upward facing kitty cat, if you get my meaning. One can only hope that it was one of those hot yoga classes to add to the sweaty fun. Of course, she doesn’t have to do much to get our motor running. Alessandra looks good in anything. A bikini, tights, an evening dress. I’m pretty sure she could make a potato sack look sexy.
I hear that yoga is supposed to lead to enlightenment through stretching or something. All I know is that Alessandra in tight tights is all the Nirvana I need.
Why am I so excited? Because I have found a kindred spirit in Mr. Skin in terms of love of all things celebrity, hot, and nekkid. Mr. Skin takes a multi-vitamin or something so he has the energy to do far more work, like compiling the 150 Top Nude Scenes of All Time. He made a video. You really must see it. It’s free to watch all 150 clips in countdown if you give them your email at Mr. Skin.com
And for the moment we’ve all been waiting for, the Top 15 Nude Scenes of All Time revealed. Can you guess which made the new highly scientific and carefully algorithmically sextastic list? I got ten out of fifteen right. Check out the countdown gallery to see if you can in the least guess who made the new #1. There, I’ve already such too much! Enjoy.
P.S. Did I mention the video containing all 150 top nude celebrity clips? Like you’d want to watch that for any reason.
Without annoying time wasters such as school to get in your way, even the big working starlet Bella Thorne has plenty of time to shop and lunch and manicure and other benefits of being even a young star in the film and television industry. This also means preparing to live your good life constantly surrounded by the paparazzi who work synergistically with you to help raise your public awareness and celebrity standing. It’s like watching nature take its course.
And nature has been very good to the rather precocious and mature young star, from boyfriends and luxury hotels, to becoming the fashion and lifestyle icon for millions of young girls. Bella and her team are well aware of her public standing, and she’s always looking her finest and flashing her abs and such even when just out and about with friends. None of these things happen by accident. Hollywood is one great orchestra. Today, Bella Thorne is playing first trombone. Enjoy.
Vanessa Hudgens flaunts her funbags topless (Drunken Stepfather)
Lucy Hale is beyond boobtastic in this spread (Starpulse)
Kim Kardashian is daring her funbags to bust out (HuffPo)
Paula Patton‘s bod is bangin’ in this sheer dress (FOX)
Jennifer Lopez and Iggy Azalea‘s bubble butts are battling (TMZ)
We’d let this babe give us a beating (Hollywood Tuna)
Natalia Proza really wants to get wet (WWTDD)