Rita Ora Bare Midriff for the Ice Bucket Challenge

Let me first say, the Ice Bucket Challenge is genius in terms of how it's raised so much money for such a worthy cause. I have nothing but praise for the people behind this benevolent mission. However, let's be honest. After a few weeks of niche coolness, this challenge is quickly moving into cheeseball media territory with show producers and public relations dweebs trying to ride the meme train. So expect the ground-up-swell to die down soon. It's like learning the President smokes weed too. What's next?

Having said that, if it gets more skin baring hot celebrities to pour ice water over their heads on camera like Rita Ora, I'm down with the more corporate mission. Granted, ice water is not exactly the most warmly erotic of liquids to douse an attractive woman with, but I don't think Rita would've done the same with oven warmed strawberry scented baby oil which would've been my first choice. Consider me ready to see iced down nipples on some of our most alluring female celebrities. Though I suspect most will not be down for ruining their coifs. Enjoy.

For That Idiot Beside You: ‘I Park Like An Idiot’ Stickers

Idiots are a dime a dozen, specially idiot parkers who take up more space than they're allowed to. Unfortunately, there's little you can do when they're out of their vehicles and are nowhere to be found. One thing you can do is let them know just how much they suck. How? By sticking one of these 'I Park Like an Idiot' stickers on their bumper.

And while it's technically illegal, think of it as payback for having to park elsewhere (or even head back home because there are no other spots left).

Get It: $10

Yo, Bring Back My Tires, Bro: Stealing Car Tires Prank (VIDEO)

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If you're caught stealing tires, you're going to jail. Not if you're a prankster, though. You won't get away with it, although you will be able to build your rep and build your prankster cred along the way. Take the case of Roman Atwood and Vitaly, who teamed up to pull of this stealing car tires prank recently.

Of course, the would-be victims were pissed, but the duo quickly appeased them by giving them gift cards for new tires. Ah, well, who could stay mad after that?

Nina Agdal Bikini Fun Time in Vegas Pool Pimping

Danish Delight Nina Agdal was the toast of the pool, hosting some function or other at the Wynn Resorts in Las Vegas by looking all sextastic and colorful and smiley for the cameras. And why not be smiling when you're as ridiculously hot as Nina and everybody is staring at your sweet female form like you're a goddess descended from Mt. Lust.

I guess sometimes the attention becomes overwhelming, but better than everybody stares at you with passion in their pants than because you look like death warmed over. I get that a lot from people. Far better to be stunningly hot with perfect funbags and a booty that could cause champagne corks to pop all on their own. Nina, you are the bee's knees. I would gladly pay one million dollars per beverage to hang by the pool with you. But I think I'll have an ice water. Enjoy.

Forget Call of Duty, Real Men Need the Retro Love: Dungeon Keeper 2

Previously in this series, we ogled the cult classic PC title Dungeon Keeper. If you missed that, you’d better get your ass in gear and click those magical red words of link-y fun and goodtimes. Because today, we’re partying like it’s 1999 and bringing you the sequel.

Yes indeed, the devious bastardry of Dungeon Keeper could not be contained in a single game. It was a magic formula that tapped into the ‘let’s be assholes’ impulse we all have in our subconsious. Y’know, the one that makes us steal skinny-dippers’ clothes from the side of the pool. That cheeky bastard.
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Kendall Jenner and Kylie Jenner Showing Off the Tummies and Legs in Beverly Hills

I do always smile when I see the Kardashians or the Jenners acting like they're shocked to see the paparazzi when out in public. As if they're not being tailed constantly, somewhat noticeable in their parade of Range Rovers with the E! production crew in tow. Nevertheless, Kendall Jenner and Kylie Jenner managed to give the naive glances a solid go whilst also showing off legs and bare midriffs and hints of chesty exhibition while shopping in Beverly Hills. I guess it wasn't a school day.

Kendall Jenner has placed herself firmly into the celebrity model and famous person category, now set to launch herself through many well known dates, boyfriends, and eventually baby daddies. Kylie seems more of the free spirit. Who knows what greatness her future holds. The only thing certain is plenty of revealing clothing and eye-catching poses, public and private. This is not necessarily a bad thing. Enjoy.

Sveva Alviti Goes Topless In Miami Beach

 

Italian model and molto bella Sveva Alviti decided to let the girls out for some air in one of the topless beaches in Miami. She started off wearing a tiny white bikini, which in and of itself would have been seriously hot. Then she decided to take her top off because she's European and they are more sophisticated then us when it comes to letting your boobies fly free. Sveva's ta-tas are the very definition of perky and pert. They are perfect for her frame as she would look weird with mammoth yum yums. We've been talking a lot about Sveva lately as she is on a crusade to not wear her top around the world. She's an ambassador of sorts for the boobtacular arts. After all, is it not a woman's right to not have tan lines? As a feminist myself I celebrate her right to take her top off whenever she wants to.

All I know is that Sveva is one of the hottest models out there right now and I look forward to her future topless trips to the beach.