How do you feel about washing your hands with dog poop after spending some time on the crapper? Sounds disgusting, I know, but only for the faint of heart. Dog Poop Soap exists and it's probably one of the grossest blobs (because sh't obviously ain't a bar) of soap you'll ever come across. It's perfect for pranks and for giving your girl a heart attack, but rest easy knowing that there's no harm done in the end: despite it's appearance, the soap is chocolate scented so you can actually use it after pulling your prank.
Get It: $9