Pamela Anderson And Her Boobs Went To Chateau Marmont

Boobtacular hall of fame beauty Pamela Anderson was all hanging out of her sweater at the Chateau Marmont in LA. No one does deep cleavage like Pam Anderson. She's spent the last 25 years perfecting just how much of her gigantic funbags to show. Lucky for us the answer is a lot. The magnitude of the cleave is incredible. I remember when I was a lad and I would watch her running down the beach in slow motion on Baywatch. It would fill me with a special feeling in my bathing suit area. The life guards at the beach near my house in Texas weren't nearly as hot or busty. They looked more like Lou Anderson than Pam Anderson.

Then later I saw her romantic video of her honeymoon with Tommy Lee and thought, "Are there more splendid ta-tas on the Earth than those of Pamela Anderson?" I have looked and have found all other chi chis to be wanting.

Colleen Shannon Sexy Photoshoot For 138 Water

The sultry Colleen Shannon did a steamy photo shoot for 138 Water in a small white bikini in Beverly Hills. In most of the pictures she is wearing a top and bottom that show off her incredible yum yums and tight curvy booty. But then there are the covered topless shots where we get to see maximum sideboob. Sweet mother of crap this girl has got some outrageous jugs. They are very motorboatable. Yes, I know that is not a word, but it should be. The pictures also display the rest of her amazing body. Her abdomen is ridiculously toned and tight. Many hot women think that a pretty face and large boobs are enough to make you maximally sexy. Not so. It's important to make everything nice and tight like Colleen does. Just look at those legs and thighs. There is nary a jiggle there, my friends.

I respect 138 Water for there gratuitous use of hot chicks to sell their water. They realize that every product is made better with the addition of sexy ladies.

Bianca Gascoigne Shows Off Her Bikini Body In Spain

British model Bianca Gascoigne flaunted her ginormous funbags in a white bikini on a beach in Spain. There are women in this world that have been blessed with large breasts, (or that buy them at the boob store), and then there is Bianca. Her ta-tas are huuuuuge. They are seriously the size of small soccer balls, (ironic since her dad is a famous soccer player). The small bikini top can barely contain her boobies. Cloth can only do so much. The result is a whole lot of cleavage and sideboob for your viewing pleasure. The bikini top has a bow on it like it's the most awesome present ever. If Santa brought my Bianca Gascoigne and her chest puppies for Christmas I'd be so happy. I wouldn't ask for anything else from pervy Santa Claus, bringer of boobs and booty.

The only thing that makes me sad is that she didn't take advantage of Spain's lax policy on wearing a top. I would very much like to see those girls in the flesh, as it were. Bianca, make Christmas come early this year for all of your admirers.

Honest Alcohol Labels Tell It Like It Is

Alcohol. Can't live with it, can't live without it. For the lonely, it's a reprieve from being all by your lonesome on a Saturday night when you'd rather be out having fun and bonking someone. For the repressed, it's an escape from a world of nagging and chores that you wish were out of the way so you can proceed with aforementioned bonking.

Total Sorority Move is well aware of these facts, which is probably what prompted them to come up with these honest alcohol labels. From 'Crying Alone' Moscato and 'Text Your Ex' Whiskey to 'Blackout' Fireball and 'Dancing on Tables' tequila, it seems like there's always something appropriate for whatever mood you're in.

Check out the rest here.

Obsessive ‘Star Wars’ Fans Are Creating a ‘Despecialized Edition’ to Undo George Lucas’s Alterations

In case you couldn't tell from the 200 posts we did on Episode VII casting rumors, this whole Star Wars thing is kind of a big deal. In fact, you might say people obsess over it.

That being said, when it comes to Star Wars, there are obsessions, and then there are OBSESSIONS. It's one thing to read every casting rumor, but quite another to completely remaster the original trilogy.

Oh yes. Remaster the original trilogy.

As you probably know, about 30 different editions of Star Wars have been released over the last 15 years, and every time George Lucas has gone back and made tweaks and changes. In each case, Lucas has justified these alterations by saying he only does the stuff he originally wanted to do, but could not because of technological limitations. But hardcore fans don't want to hear any excuses. They like the original trilogy the way they first saw it, and in their eyes Lucas is just messing with perfection.

Still, they wouldn't even mind so much if they could still go back and watch the original, unaltered trilogy. And earlier this week there were rumors that such an edition was going to be released on BluRay. But Disney put an end to that pretty quickly. So Star Wars nerds are left with just two options: dig the old VCR out of their parents' basements and watch the trilogy in brilliant 25p, or just create a NEW old (but completely remastered) Star Wars of their own.

Well, one group of obsessed fans decided on option B. They've been painstakingly piecing together a version of Episode IV that's as close to the original as possible. And they call it the "Despecialized Edition."

Take a look:

Now that's a labor of love. Passionate, obsessive, nerdy love.

[via MTV]

Aaron Paul Is Putting on a ‘Breaking Bad’ Scavenger Hunt to Celebrate the Show’s Last Emmy Awards

If you're a Breaking Bad fan, on Monday you're going to want to call in sick at work and get yourself on out to Hollywood. Aaron Paul, a.k.a. Jessie Pinkman, is having a Breaking Bad scavenger hunt.

Of course, the show has been over for almost a year now, so it's not a promotion. Instead, Paul says he just wants to thank fans for helping make Breaking Bad—and in turn, him—such a huge success.

But why Monday? Because the 2014 Emmy Awards are on Monday. And even if you have already said goodbye to Walt, Jessie, and the gang, for the people who worked on the show for seven years, the Emmy's will be their last time all together in one room. So it's only natural that Paul would want to celebrate the show one more time.

Here is Paul's official announcement, which came via Instagram:

I don't know about you, but I wouldn't mind getting my hands on a Saul Goodman action figure, or maybe a painting of Walter White on black velvet.

[via Variety]

Evangeline Lilly’s New ‘Ant-Man’ Hairdo Certainly Won’t Quell Rumors that She’ll Eventually Become ‘The Wasp’

At Comic-Con 2014 it was officially announced that Evangeline Lilly would join the cast of Marvel's Ant-Man as Hope Pym, daughter of Hank Pym, who is being played by Michael Douglas. And that was nice. But since then there's been speculation-a-plenty that Lilly won't only be playing Hope Pym. With Marvel reportedly looking to diversify their stable of white male superheroes, a lot of people have been suggesting that Lilly might eventually become The Wasp.

Now, as you comic experts out there already know, Hope Pym was not The Wasp in the original comics. It was Janet van Dyne. However, The Wasp was one of the founding members of The Avengers and the partner of Hank Pym, so bringing this character into the mix just makes all kinds of sense. And it just so happens that Evangeline Lilly looks quite a bit like The Wasp comic nerds know and love.

Just take a look at her new Ant-Man hairdo:

See what I mean? Evangeline would make a perfect Wasp, and fanboys already love here. It's a match made in heaven.

[via Screen Rant]