Lady Gaga Booty in a Thong Outfit Performing at the Ziggo Dome

The wonderfully weird and sexy Lady Gaga didn’t disappoint in a leather bustier outfit at a concert at the Ziggo Dome in Amsterdam. Gaga wore a shiny leather bodysuit with several holes cut out of it and fishnet stockings. But the real news is the thong she was sporting. Gaga has one of the great booties in the entertainment business. She’s in great shape so it is nice and toned but it’s also shapely and round. This is due in no small part to her Italian heritage. What I like about Lady Gaga is the fact that she is often scantily clad. That is when she isn’t dressed like an ambisexual alien or wearing a dress made of meat or whatever. It’s part of her schtick to shock and that often involves nudity. It’s not shocking to me or to you, my friends, but it is very sexy.

I’ve been meaning to catch one of her shows to see her partially nude in person. I’m sure it’s quite an experience. Maybe I’ll dress up as a fat version of David Bowie’s Ziggy Stardust.

Pippa Middleton Bikini Licious Peeks on Holiday in Italy

Pippa Middleton faded fast like one of those one-hit wonder bands. Well, two hit wonders if you count both of her booty cheeks that threatened to upstage her sister and future Queen of England at her wedding. Not long after that, some Beefeater or MI-6 fellow got to Pippa and she was thereafter in oversized sweaters and loose dresses and looking like the girl who isn’t expecting to dance at the school homecoming. It was really kind of sad. Though I surprise sacrifices must be made for the glory of the realm.

Pippa is back for the first time in a very long while in a bikini on vacation somewhere super fancy in Italy. She’s back in a bikini we haven’t seen her donning since I can’t remember and looking might nice. Perhaps not as breathtaking as during those early sibling nuptial introductions, but a talent bikini clad woman nevertheless. Pippa, my Pippa, how does your garden grow. Actually, I think I see a few hints as to the answer. Enjoy.

Lucie Wilde Massaging Her Hams in the Kitchen

Lucie Wilde Topless Kitchen Fun Photoshoot
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Sometimes you just need a hot girl with enormous mams to froth her precious yummies in the kitchen to remind you why you get up every morning. Or at least what you were dreaming about just prior to waking up. Oh, I hate when my alarm goes off in the middle of those perfect REM sleep visuals.

I’m not exactly sure what Lucie Wilde is doing to her lovely large inflatables but I know I’m not going to ask her to stop, ever. I’m a very modern guy who believes the kitchen is a place for both the man and the woman. Having said that, if I saw a man doing this in my kitchen, I’d chase him out of the house with a shotgun. Lucie on the other hand, I’d offer a job a my home chef. She really does seem to understand the meaning of the word gourmet. Enjoy.

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Ashley Lee Wet and See-Through Bikini Shoots for Bottled Water Pimping Time

And the hits and something that rhymes with hits keeps on coming from the unusually operating peeps at 138 Water. This time, in the wet and alluring beach guise of model Ashley Lee and her very transparent top and little bikini bottom. Oh, Ashley is a naughty girl who pours her overpriced bottled water not sold in any stores all over her shirt by accident. I’m ready to play into this little action adventure setup. I’ll be the evil wizard who takes control of her motor skills by crooked spell and causes her to keep pouring. Not that I’ve put any thought into this.

Ashley Lee, at some point, you’re going to need a strong, but gentle man to pat you dry. Please, allow me. It’s only what I went to the Learning Annex to learn how to do better than anyone else on this planet. Small dabs, circular motions, high thread count pima cotton towels. I’m your man. Skype me under PERVERT6969. I’ll answer. Enjoy.

Daphne Joy Bikini Bodacious Boobtastic Time in Sin City

Bodacious bikini racktastic, thy name is Daphne Joy.

We’d always known Daphne as the 50 Cent baby mama. Then suddenly she began appearing much more publicly and much more revealing and we suddenly knew her as the bosomy bikini baby who we’d like to try and get back to our Vegas hotel room. I mean, once we convince the three guys we’re sharing it with to take a hike for a couple hours. That’s some kind of trick.

I’m not sure why Daphne Joy was sharing so much joy by a Las Vegas casino pool, but I’ll just assume she was there for the sole purpose of torturing my soul. She’s a bit of a climb I suppose, but I’m willing to strap on the boots and get the harnesses and o-rings ready for a monumental ascent. Carpe funbags. Enjoy.

Selena Gomez’s Sexy Cleav And Other Fine Things To Ogle

Check out Selena Gomez‘s unbelievable cleaviness. (Drunken Stepfather)

Alyssa Barbara rolls around in her underwear on a couch (Hollywood Tuna)

A celebration of Miranda Kerr‘s butt is my kind of party. (The Chive)

Jasmine Tookes looks sexy as F in various bikinis. (Popoholic)

Megan Irwin doesn’t need to cover up to change. (WWTDD)

Former Miss Teen South Carolina Caite Upton is almost as sexy as the other Kate Upton. (COED)

Meet Denisa Dvorakova and her amazing funbags in underwear. (Celebslam)

Humpday Huzzah! Mellisa Clarke Topless Striptease In Her Abode for Heavy Duty Tingly Aboding

Mellisa Clarke Topless Striptease Photoshoot
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How I lust me some Mellisa Clarke. This naughty cutesy a little bith gothy brunette can break my heart with just one smile. With one peeling off of her top, she can damage me much more thoroughly. I’ll take an order of both please. She really does make you feel extra-welcome in her boudoir, little cheeky smiles before reveals of sweet ta-ta’s and taught little cheekies. Oh, my. I feel like I’ve died and gone to faptastic heaven.

Each midweek we celebrate the finest and most squeezable funbags in our mind’s eyes. When at the top of the mountain, why not give a little squeeze Mellisa Clarke would either giggle or beat the tar out of you for trying. Personally, I’d take an order of both once again. So hot. Huzzah!