Because, Metal: Metal In Inappropriate Places (VIDEO)

Metal in Inappropriate Places
Watch Video

Metal is awesome. But it’s one genre you can’t play anywhere you please–or is it? Rob Scallon decided he didn’t give a sh’t and brought down the house in a variety of locations, all deemed suitably inappropriate to be playing metal in. It’s a fun video at best: metal at the dentist’s office, metal in the shower, metal at the library, metal at the tennis courts.

Metal rocks.

Behati Prinsloo Skinny Hot and Fetching on the Set of Music Video

I’m not ashamed to admit I’d like to conjugal with Adam Levine’s slender new Victoria’s Secret wife. He’s done the same to plenty of other people’s future wives, so it seems kind of fair in some weird undetermined way. Behati Prinsloo is a skinny thing like most of the V.S. models, but I could easily whisk her away to my mountain top cabin I don’t really have and feed her bear fat and crackers for a month until she gets to a move comfortable mass. Then, the love making of epic proportions shall commence, with the leftover bear fat used to grease our overheated loins.

Behati was looking all kinds of sextastic simply hanging around and I guess starring in her new husband’s music video for a Maroon 5 song likely to sound like all the last few Maroon 5 songs. Oh, those naughty little waifs and the roleplay we would engage in. I already have my principal’s yardstick ready to go. I really hope I don’t catch her smoking. Enjoy.

Alyssa Arce Sexy in Galore Magazine Summer 2014

Sextastially hot model Alyssa Arce took some prob active pics for Galore magazine. She wears a series of swimsuits and skimpy clothing. First of all, let me state the obvious: she has a spectacular pair of funbags. They are like two ripe melons that I would like to suckle on. She looks curvy and perfect in a swimsuit. In the pics with the short cutoffs display her long silky legs.

But the best picture is the one with her naked and covered topless. Sweet Jesus, she is freakin sexy. I’ve been staring at this pic for half an hour. There is a pool of drool on the table like a panting dog on a hot day. Ew.

Rihanna Bikinis on a Yacht in Italy

Rihanna spent some time scantily clad in a black bikini on a yacht in Italy. The amazing thing about Rihanna is that she really doesn’t like wearing clothes, which I appreciate. Her music I could take or leave but I do enjoy looking at her toned, thin, but curvaceous body. She’s got a lovely perky set of ta-tas. And her booty is a treat. I wish that she would stop dating d-bags. You deserve better, Rih-Rih.

But that aside she is seriously hot. Of all the girl pop singers out there I think she’s the sexiest. She can share my umbrella ella ella anytime.

BREAKING NEWS: McKayla Maroney Sextastic Selfies Purportedly Leaked on Reddit

Updated Editor’s Note: For all the requests, I can’t tell you at this moment where to find the bulk of the celebrity leaked photos. I wish I could be your everything. Well, not everything. For those interested, our friend Lex at WWTDD has a rather unique perspective on the celebrity hacked photos and he includes a luscious selfie of Kate Upton. Nice fella, that degenerate.

Editor’s Note: we will not be publishing these photos for the time being pursuant to hot boobs code something or other. However, I’m quite certain that Reddit will maintain their thorough archive of all the days activities.

- – - – - – - – - – - – - -

The good folks at Reddit keep on providing. Not sure of their sourcing, but they are citing a big list of celebrity sextastic and nekkid pictures in their new library today. Photos of McKayla Maroney are their latest feed. Only our young former Olympic gold medalist heartthrob who fills our hearts with tumbling glory.

While I’m not sure every photo Reddit is providing is quite who they say it is, and certainly people are working the system, I’ll try to sift through their abundance and provide some best guesses at, say, what is really McKayla. Of course, until she calls us and lets me buy her a vente mocha grande at Starbucks

Photo credit: Reddit Celebs

BREAKING NEWS: Victoria Justice Selfies Purportedly Leaked on Reddit

Updated Editor’s Note: For all the requests, I can’t tell you at this moment where to find the bulk of the celebrity leaked photos. I wish I could be your everything. Well, not everything. For those interested, our friend Lex at WWTDD has a rather unique perspective on the celebrity hacked photos and he includes a luscious selfie of Kate Upton. Nice fella, that degenerate.

Editor’s Note: we will not be publishing these photos for the time being pursuant to hot boobs code something or other. However, I’m quite certain that Reddit will maintain their thorough archive of all the days activities.

- – - – - – - – - – - – - -

The flow is flowing. I’m starting to disbelieve some of the topless photos floating around, perhaps some originators of content are getting overzealous with naming headless photos for various celebrities, but for Victoria Justice, these selfies sure look like Victoria’s regular shares on social media, albeit these rather boudoir.

As always, we invite photo subjects to contact us to confirm or deny the legitimacy of these photos. It’s sort of key to our CSI investigation. Not that we don’t trust Reddit, but, you know. Enjoy.

You can see the full un-vetted sets on Reddit Celebs.

BREAKING NEWS: Brie Larson Topless Leaked Photos Purportedly on Reddit

 

Updated Editor’s Note: For all the requests, I can’t tell you at this moment where to find the bulk of the celebrity leaked photos. I wish I could be your everything. Well, not everything. For those interested, our friend Lex at WWTDD has a rather unique perspective on the celebrity hacked photos and he includes a luscious selfie of Kate Upton. Nice fella, that degenerate.

Editor’s Note: we will not be publishing these photos for the time being pursuant to hot boobs code something or other. However, I’m quite certain that Reddit will maintain their thorough archive of all the days activities.

- – - – - – - – - – - – - – - – - -

Once again, a disclaimer as to veracity. Between the Chans and Reddit, well, it’s not exactly FDA years of inspection and review type oversight. Then again, these latest pictures of the gorgeous Brie Larson do look faptastically like the thespianic with the outrageously hot body and nipples men would go to war for. I might be speaking for myself, but I find her headlights perfectly inspiring.

I’ll keep you updated on these purportedly leaked nude celebrity bonanza throughout my pre-Labor Day Coors sponsored drinking binge. Thankfully, 3.2 beer leaves you with enough skills to post topless photos. I think. Enjoy.

Photo credit: Reddit Celebs