Naked Bowling and a Free 7-Day Membership to Naked News Is a Whole Lot of NSFW Happy (VIDEO)

 

Let me see if I got this right. Two hot completely nekkid girls have decided to challenge two other completely hot nekkid girls to a 5-pin bowling tournament for the benefit of gentleman oglers, and, naturally, Ernie Schlegel. Well, on the day of elections at least locally here, I wholeheartedly endorse this idea. Okay, the Canadian 5-pin bowling seems odd, but when it comes to naked bowling, the rules are, there are no rules. Well, except for the being nekkid part.

7 Days of Hot Naked News Girls for the Price of, Um, Nothing.

This epic Vs. segment is just one of the many fun and faptastic bits you get from watching the girls of Naked News. It's news worth watching, alone perhaps, with the shades drawn. So, like your local evening news, if the hot anchors were nekkid. And now you can check out Naked News for 7-Days for Free with this special trial offer. You have nothing to lose except that frown on your face. Turn it upside down, with boobs and hot female fun parts having fun. Enjoy.

Jennifer Nicole Lee Slit Skirt Shows Off Her Mommy Long Legs

I get the feeling that BBW turned MILFtastic fitness guru Jennifer Nicole Lee doesn't just pick out her out and about outfits willy nilly. Nor does she probably just pick out what's on top of the laundry pile as I've been doing since age seven. Still, always the Spiderman tee. She seems to narrow down her choice between short, tight, slit cut dresses and, actually, that's about it. But bless her for it because this working out mom has the body to carry off such a showy in public feat, nearly flashing all of her legs, some of her sweet cheeks, and nearly her finer portions getting in and out of her car and preparing for a little shopping trip in a slinky thigh high cut dress that my grandma never would've let me mom leave the house in.

Jennifer Nicole Lee has the body of a hard yoked hot mommy goddess and I'm personally fashion policing her wardrobe with a medal of recognition rather than an arrest. Though I would like the chance to frisk and handcuff Jennifer, you never know what kinds of dangerous object she might be hiding. I assure you, I'll find them all. Enjoy.

Caroline Receveur Bikini Nip Slip Poolside in Miami

 

On the off chance you don't watch a lot of French reality TV, you may not be familiar with Caroline Receveur. I'll give you as pass on that one. But I do expect you to memorize her nipples that were exposed out of her not quite tightly fitting bikini top as she lounged poolside and inside pool in Miami soaking up some late Spring rays. I think you know my views on immigration boil down to I don't get involved in politics other than to say we need to let as many hot women from around the world who likes to show off their unfettered funbags into our country as possible. Outside of that, I'm agnostic, But about that I am quite firm, so to speak. We should never have a limit on fresh new and exciting ta-ta's. That'd be inhumane.

Caroline, I'm sorry I don't get to see you on much French television. I'm sure you're amazing. Thank you for your nipples. Enjoy.

Barbara Fialho Paws Her Own Blessedly Hot Tops for Brazilian Glory

While the world spotlight is about the focus on the grand and gloriously tanned people of Brazil and their hosting of the World Cup, us gentleman oglers have been leering Sudamericana way for years now with a higher calling in mind. The many and even more many number of crazy hot and sultry beauties and world class models exported by Brazil seemingly nearly constantly such that they may be missionaries of the sextastic.

Barbara Fialho is yet another entry in the supremely hot barrel of Brazilian model exports who we've seen once or twice around here, but never quite as ridiculously alluring as she is holding her own precious funbags in this mini-pictorial in GQ Australia shot by Gavin O'Neill. I'd like to jump right through these pages and graciously and gentlemanly ask if I might relieve Barbara of her tired hands duties. I'd be gentle and make sure my mitts were warm before engaging. Barbara, I'd so learn Portuguese for you. Enjoy.

Candice Swanepoel Hot as Heck And Decked Out for a Manhattan Photoshoot

You know, I do prefer to see the girls on my list of go-to FWB's primarily in the buff. But, occasionally, I do allow for a lady's need to look stunning hot and sextastic all decked out and grown up. Precisely as Candice Swanepoel did for some crazy hot evening wear shoot in the Big Apple over the weekend.

Candice looks good in and out of everything, but this particular sneaky peek made it hard not to imagine taking her somewhere fancy, like one of those gourmet restaurants that instinctively knows to pretend they can't hear me when I ask if open toed sandals are allowed for the male patrons. I'd take her out nice like that, maybe rent one of those horse carriages that provide the risk of Candice and I being hospitalized for broken bones and contusions in side by side ER gurneys. That'd be pretty romantic. Especially if her painkillers kick in before mine and both of us are on wheels. Dare to dream, fantasies stoked by Candice. Enjoy.

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Nathalie Emmanuel Finally Unfurls Her Funbags on Game of Thrones and Other Topless Goodies in the Boob Tube Roundup (VIDEO)

 

Any and all fans of Game of Thrones who call themselves my friends have been waiting breathless for a clean and epic peek at the fine chestal regions of even finer thespianic Nathalie Emmanuel, in the ring of elite hotties on the show rather filled with attractive ladies. Nathalie finally got herself a river bathing scene in last night's episode to exhibit just one wicked hot topless body that I would gladly loofah for hours in even the coolest of flowing bodies of water. Sometimes, anticipation meets satisfaction and everyone goes home happy. Bless you Game of Thrones.

Joining Nathalie in this week's Boob Tube Roundup is Naturi Naughton who has a rather revealing amount of making of the sexy scenes in the premiere episode of Power, the new 50-Cent produced show on Starz. It's about nightclubs and guns and hot girls and music. Go figure. Write what you know, as they say. In any event, thanks to Naturi it's off to a must-see kind of star. Also, a shoutout to Penny Dreadful, which is rather goth and polyamorous in its bacchanalias, but definitely is lining up to be a boobtastic revealing show of memorable proportions. All in all, the small screen absolutely dominated the big screen once again in the skintastic department. Enjoy.