The Return of Emma Greenwell Topless and Jemima Kirke Bare Booty Highlight the Boob Tube Roundup (VIDEO)

 
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There was a fine bunch of flesh this past week on the little screen. Not quite as much as when all the Amazon pilots broke last week, but a long awaited return of Emma Greenwell tubes to the Boob Tube Roundup is nothing to sneeze at. Mostly just drool.

Along with Emma we saw Jemima Kirke flashing her bare botton on Girls, Lise Slabbe going full frontal nekkid on Black Sails along with a little make-out session from Jessica Parker Kennedy, and Odette Annable in an all too brief tank top and panties scene in Banshee. We should be so lucky if those clothes come off. It’s big times on the smaller screen, where nekkidness has found a much needed home. Enjoy.

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Jennifer Aniston, Ariel Winter And Sofia Vergara Highlight the Boobtastic at The SAG Award 2015

Here’s my quick read on the SAG Awards last night. Jennifer Aniston looked damn amazing, Sofia Vergara looked ever epically sultry and veteran hot, and Ariel Winter might’ve stolen the show if we were allowed to talk about her teen titan curves to any prurient extent. But we can’t, so, just ignore those for now if you’re able. Blasphemer.

There were several other sextastic celebrities geared up for perhaps the biggest night of the year for actors to compliment other actors and pretend their astronauts or firefighters or grave diggers or other important professionals. Still, even when standing in a circle slapping each other on the back, there’s no doubt this is the good looking set and when decking out for the occasion, there’s really nothing else like Hollywood Award season for a promenading of the hottest ladies in the world. Enjoy.

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Kendall Jenner Braless Nipple Pokes The Best Part of Paris Fashion Week to Date


Who said fashion week was good for nothing? Okay, I am the one who usually says that, but inevitably something pops up that changes my mind. Or pops out. Like Kendall Jenner nipples poking commando through her gray top which I’m sure costs a fortune but we’ll never know why. That’s called fashion.

Kendall was running to and fro through the streets of Paris over the weekend shopping and sightseeing and being seen and naturally preparing herself for whatever difficult role awaits her on the catwalk. Distant gazing and all. But she seems pretty excited by the entire milieu of the City of Light, her headlights bursting through like a seasoned ambitious model. Did you really think I’d let me distaste of haute couture cause me to miss Kendall Jenner nipples? Nay, monsieur. Nay. Enjoy.

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Salma Hayek Busty Lingerie Bad Ass in ‘Everly’

Did you know Salma Hayek had a movie just come out direct to the web where she’s in her apartment battling gangsters trying to kill her? It’s called Everly and from what I can tell, Salma spends most of the movie in her underwear holding guns. Yes, I know that’s awesome.

This looks like an overseas production being sort of sneaked into distribution in the U.S., which is a shame, because only half the world wants to see Salma in her bra and lingerie fighting villains. Or just, you know, taking a bath and rubbing lotions into her amazing funbags. That’d be a good movie too. I have ideas you know. Oh so many of them center around Salma in her undies. Dios mio. Enjoy.

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Miss Beverly Hills Has a Nip Slip And Other Fine Things To Ogle

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Miss Beverly Hills Chanelle Riggan has a major wardrobe malfunction during Miss California USA pageant. (TMZ)

Taylor Swift shows off her bikini body while on vacation with some gal pals. (WWTDD)

Miley Cyrus is topless in Hawaii because why not? (Drunken Stepfather)

Jessica Alba gets me all zen in the pants while meditating in a bikini. (Huffington Post)

Behold Jennifer Lawrence’s cleav for it is awesome. (Popoholic)

Lindsay Lohan poses in her underwear and it’s actually pretty hot. (The Superficial)

Miss Universe, Paulina Vega, really might be the hottest girl on Earth. (COED)

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Heidi Klum Lingerie Line Self Pimping Hotness, The HK Intimate Photos Are Here!

If anybody happens to have a bucket full of ice and some saltpeter by the pound, please send it in my direction. I’ll be the guy hiding behind the curtain trying to look natural. Damn, Heidi Klum. Just stop it. I mean, don’t ever stop it.

The German model turned mega- business woman turned back to veteran hot MILFtastic model took to the photo studio to be shot in her own lingerie line, HK. Granted, that’s not the most creative name for undies in the world, but I’ll just assume the H stands for Hottie and the K for Kinky. Though I suppose it could be Heidi’s initials as well. Who cares. In her presence in panties and lacy bras I’m merely going to compliment everything there is about her and her silky little nothings. There’ll be time for criticism after the amazing sex. At least, that’s when I usually get it. Heidi for the win! Enjoy.

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Hethielly Beck Wears A Tiny Black Bikini On The Beach in Malibu For 138 Water

It’s mostly hits and more hits with the girls the 138 water slash bikini modeling enterprise keeps rolling out to Malibu each morning for sextastic beachfront shoots. Among those prize winning passion inducers of late is most definitively the Brazilian hottie Hethielly Beck.

Something about that every so tiny black bikini on the alluring Sudamericana that makes me feel a bit parched. I’d die before I spent two bucks on a water, because mama didn’t raise no fools, also I’m extremely cheap, err, thrifty, but if Hethielly told me it makes her hot when I waste money, I’d go in for a couple cases and some lurid smiles back at her. Submission to hot girls is the international language. Like Esperanto, but the beatings are more fun. Hethielly, the table is set, the time is now, the move is yours. Let’s talk tan lines in my Aloe Vera hut. Enjoy.

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