Micaela Schaefer and Friends Topless 2015 Calendar Behind the Scenes

 

When you're Micaela Schaefer, a nekkid annual wall calendar isn't just a side hobby, it's one of your biggest projects of the year. The proudly audacious and curvaceous German model with little inhibition invited a few of her blonde Teutonic friends to get their clothes off with her for the creation of her 2015 calendar. Yep, it's that time of year again when the busty ladies are taking off their tops for calendars available well ahead of the Christmas shopping season. One of my very favorite times of the year, to say the least.

Miceala has built herself a nice reputation as a public exhibitionist, so naturally when shooting privately she has little to no evidence of being shy. Neither do her hottie boobtastic friends. I bet that was one rather delightful shooting experience. Check out the behind the scenes photos. Naturally, we'll have the finally calendar shots when they do become available. Enjoy.

Elle Fanning Sports Bra and Dance Workouts Becoming a Daily Camera-Snapping Routine

So long as Elle Fanning hits the gym daily in her sports bra and yoga pants, even at her tender age, the paparazzi are going to follow her and snap away. I suppose she knows this fully well by now. Either she likes the attention or she just loves that gym and dance studio of hers. Perhaps a bit of both. It's hard for me to even imagine the feelings of people wanting my picture in tight gym clothes, you know, as opposed to gym managers telling me discreetly I need to wear loose fitting clothes or they're going to have to ask me to leave.

Elle Fanning's star is rising rather fast and furious. She obviously leans on a very healthy lifestyle to keep herself ripe and ready for the challenge. And, hopefully, a little bit down the road, those challenges will include more mature themed roles. Fingers locked and loaded for the future. To infinity and beyond. Enjoy.

Rachel Mortenson Puts Her Whole Hot Body into Ball Sports in Galore

Up and coming lingerie model Rachel Mortenson has taken the next step toward building a permanent home in the caverns of my libido by turning to the sprayed wet and oil rendition of various sextastic athletic gear poses. Oh, my. That killer tush on Rachel Mortenson combined with a racktastic that seems as if it was sculpted by the gods high atop Olympus, six points.  I think you know what a sucker I am for hot girls in sports unis. That damn lucky boy bar on he bike. Oh, to be a metallic inanimate object within sweaty distance of Rachel's alluring lady parts.

Bravo to the fine work of the people at Galore magazine for recognizing that driving men crazy isn't all that complicated. Wicked fine woman. Sweet curvaceous body. And, naturally, a baseball bat. Enjoy.

Bailey Noble Wardrobe Malfunction Flashes Her Bra in Fancy Beverly Hills

Fortunately True Blood hottie Bailey Noble, she decided to wear a bra to her fancy Emmy related party at the SLS Hotel. You can call that unfortunate for us. For when her dress front flipped up into the air, we got a solid view of her chest, though sadly covered with a very modest brassiere. Such is the sadistic nature of women's undergarments that exist only to frustrate and destroy dreams.

Nevertheless, the chance to delight in the visuals of one fine looking woman experiencing a bit of the oops is still quite a thrill. And Bailey Noble has the sweet sextastic of a woman we will most definitely be seeing more of in the future. I've dreamed of women who look like Bailey since before my nuggets dropped. They always give the world something special by way of visual wonderments. Enjoy.

Keira Knightley Topless Slender Treats in Interview Magazine

 

Okay, there's just one topless picture in the set, still, bravo to British thespianic Keira Knightley for going full-frontal topless in Interview magazine. There aren't many mainstream young actresses who would undertake such an exhibition. Now then, your next thought. Yes, I can read your mind. My powers of clairvoyance are matched only by my ability to power nap in the middle of the day. Keira is a rather modestly chested woman. Obviously, as purveyors of all things pert and plump, we are used to see our boobtastic gals with a bit more of the bosomly gifts. But that doesn't in any way negate the fact that the fairer sex comes in all shapes and sizes.

Keira may not be your cup of tea, but for some out there, their tea kettle is already whistling and ready to blow. Hence, why I try not to censor the skintastic of attractive celebrities too much, because everybody likes something different. Keira, we applaud your bravery. And your wet hair. That is kind of hot. Enjoy.

Gisele Bundchen Hot Soccer Playing MILFtastic Park Mom

When you have a body and legs like Gisele Bundchen, everything you do in shorts in the park is pretty much killer sextastic. You could be picking up recycling or tossing bread crumbs to the pigeons and I'd be behind the nearest shack hoping Ranger Rick doesn't hit me with another annoyance citation. Ten more of those and I think I'm banned from all city, state, and national parks for two years.

But how can you not get slightly tingly watching the MILFtastic Gisele play soccer in the park. Those long legs and naturally born Brazilian skills probably make her something of a natural. I know I'd like to take a shot at her goal with my balls. That's a soccer reference, purely. Oh, Gisele, let's see if we can go 90-minutes, plus stoppage time naturally, though I don't see much of that occurring if I'm given the chance. Enjoy.

Natalia Proza Does A Sexy 138 Water Photoshoot

Russian model and card carrying hot person Natalia Proza showed some skin in a photoshoot for 138 Water. The makers of everyone's favorite sexually provocative bottled water had Natalia pose on a rock by the seashore in a purple swimsuit. The water dribbles down her face and onto her luscious Russian babushkas in a very sexy way. Natalia has got a pretty exemplary rack and it looks even better when it is glistening with liquid. I do do like a woman wet from the salt and the sea and designer spring water. Natalia also has some seriously sexy thighs. Men pay a lot of attention to a woman's legs and I'm all for that, but give me a nice firm pair of lady thighs and I'll be a happy camper. Natalia must come from that city in Russia where all the hot chicks come from, Sexybabengrad.

What I'm saying is that Russia has more than its fair share of incredibly hot women and I'm convinced they are created by some former Soviet mad scientist somewhere.