Nikki Lund Hard Nips And Incredible Curvy Bikini Bod

Would you get a look at the gravy on Nikki Lund’s drumsticks? This woman has more milk than a malted shake. She has more thunder in those legs than Thor can muster from his whole body. Her calves are capable of putting an end to nuclear arms. It is actually quite impressive.

One of my general rules is to steer clear of women with neon hair, mainly because I have already been circumcised once and can no longer afford to lose any more skin down there. But Nikki makes that pink look so good that it makes me want to take the risk and find out if the carpet matches the drapes. It probably doesn’t, which will only add on to the mountain of disappointment I have already accumulated.

I really should not have gotten my hopes up. One cannot expect a woman to go through the trouble of dyeing her downstairs as well. I am not sure how that would work aside from dipping her body in a bathtub of dye like she is a human Easter egg. Maybe that will be the next trend after the hairless phase falls out of favor.

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