More Proof That Nick Cage Is A Vampire

It's long been speculated that actor and professional screaming guy Nicolas Cage is a vampire. There have been several pictures from the remote past, like from the 19th century, appear to have Nic Cage in it. Plus his general, you know, weirdness. How else but a blood lust from the bowels of hell can explain all that energy he puts into his performances. Idris Elba, the great actor guy, had a particularly illuminating tale to tell about the night Nic Cage spent in DRACULA'S EFFING CASTLE,

"Yeah - Nic Cage came back one day on set, and he came down to set and he looked a little bit tired, a little bit - kind of like he'd been up all night. So I was like "hey Nic man, how you doing man" and he said "I'm alright' and I said "You seem a little spooked out" and he said "Yeah man, I went up to Dracula's castle...the ruins up in the mountains, and I stayed the night" and i said "What?! Why|?" and he said "I just had to channel the energy, and it was pretty spooky up there." We were shooting in Romania, Transylvania, and he just went up there to spend the night, as you do. And then he walked away. True story."

Well, I'm convinced.