bill-swift - July 25, 2014
Model and professional soccer girlfriend Montana Yorke was looking unbelievably sexy in a yellow bikini on a yacht off the coast of Ibiza. I guess she and her German soccer player boyfriend Andre Schurrle were celebrating Germany's World Cup victory by partying on a boat. Montana's bikini is tiny, allowing us a nice view of her ample funbags. There is cleavage galore with a little bit of side boob. But my favorite part of this outfit is the bottom because it shows off almost her entire booty. It helps that it keeps riding up and giving her a wedgie. A sexy wedgie. Oh, did you not know wedgies can be sexy? They are when it turns a bottom into a g-string. It's like magic.
I've said it before but it's worth mentioning again, how do these soccer players get such hot girlfriends? Maybe it's my natural American aversion to soccer that makes me question how they deserve such fine women. She should date someone who plays a sport where you can use your hands.