Model Bella Daria Displays Her Incredible Curves This Pink Barbie One Piece

  Wow, I really feel out of the loop on this. I had no idea that Barbie produced clothes for full size people. Then again, I have no way of verifying just how big Bella Daria is from these pictures. For all I know she could be one of those dwarves that has perfectly proportioned limbs. I am not saying she is, I just cannot say for sure that she isn’t.

I am used to dating women that are shorter than me, but I have never stooped so low as to date a bona fide little person. I can only imagine the back pain that I would experience from that level of height disparity. In order to avoid it I would probably have to resort to using an adult sized big wheel tricycle. That way I would be able to stay at her level without constantly having to be bent over.

An added bonus would be that I would finally have the excuse I’ve been needing to buy an adult sized big wheel. There has got to be someone out there who manufactures them, and if not then I will higher one of the guys from the many canceled shows on Discovery Channel. They have got to be desperate for work.

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