Miranda Kerr Ass Inspector

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bill-swift - January 27, 2010

I know there's been a lot of Miranda Kerr lately, but can you blame me!? And speaking of butts, how great of a job is it to be Miranda Kerr's ass inspector. I mean, not only is that, by definition, the greatest job ever, but it would also have to be the best. Step 1: Is Miranda Kerr's ass still perfect? Step 2: Yup. And you're done. And aside from actually being Orlanda Bloom, and getting to tap that ass every night, it's about as a good as you'll ever do in this life.

I imagine that in Heaven, everyone is a Miranda Kerr ass inspector.