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Miley Cyrus Topless With Patrick Schwarzenegger

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Lex Jurgen - January 27, 2015

I'm not coming to bury Miley Cyrus. I'm coming to praise her. Not her twink body and the excessive tats or how she used black magic to make Maxim designate her the best looking woman in the universe and slit their own throats in the process. Not her music or her stage show or the midgets or inflatable cocks or dead presidents or auto-tune or buck teeth or spastic limbs or hideous levels of corrupting the world's children into believing self-expression means getting fucked up and sticking out your tongue. Not the drugs or the salvia or the booze or the incessant sexual liberation talk like she's the first girl to ever discover dick. Not her stage family or the one hit dad or the other siblings and half siblings who live of her teat. Not grinding Schwarzenegger's kid into believing this is better than boning hot models or flashing her vagina like an ISIS jihadi waves his Kalashnikov in YouTube videos. This is my power. None of that is really praise worthy. But what you can say about Miley Cyrus. She truly does not give a fuck. That is beyond rare in Hollywood. She's a fucking unicorn. With boy unicorn tits.

** Be sure to check out Lex and Matt and wonder friends going deeper dive on LastMenonEarth.com. It's WWTDD after hours. The shit of shits. **

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