bill-swift - January 7, 2017
Some time in the future scientists will firmly discover that sextastic women in superhero costumes are about as passion inducing as is humanly possible. Then we'll solve our world population decrease problem in accordance with that understanding. I get to go first, and I choose, Melissa Benoist as Supergirl.
So you want to be Supergirl? Did they tell you they film the show during the winters in Canada and you're wearing a tiny costume with tights? I'm so glad you accepted, Melissa. You're simply amazing in this role. And I say that as a man who watches your show thrice, no sound usually, just the eerie groans emitting from my vocal passages. You're my kryptonite, if I wanted to do naughty naughty things with kryptonite. Come to my place to warm up. Just the cape. Enjoy.
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