bill-swift - June 5, 2008
Melanie Brown, aka Mel B, aka Scary Spice, has been named as the new face of Ultimo lingerie, but I think it would me more accurate to say she's the new boobs of Ultimo. You've got to admit, though, that is some "ultimate" cleavage. See what I did there? Anyway, for once I don't feel as dirty as I normally do after completely objectifying a woman's breasts. After all, Mel B is the one putting her breasts front and center, and getting every penny she can for it.
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