Mel B Pokies in L.A.

Without greater context it is impossible to know why Mel B appears to be so red. It might seem more logical to attribute it to the lighting, or being out exercising, or maybe it is just a simple sunburn. But for all I know this is the result of a poor choice at a Mexican restaurant due to not understanding what she was saying. I am not too proud to admit it has happened to me on more than one occasion. Helpful tip: if the waitress laughs and looks back at the kitchen when you order then it is probably best to choose something else. Unless of course you like to live on the wild side, and in that case order two, don’t be a wuss.  

The only wild side I am interested in, however is that of the lovely Mel B. What gets her going in those shorts that are usually reserved for gym teachers from the 70’s? If she is into the spice as well I might be willing to put my IBS on the line in order to satisfy her. I know a guy who can get me an industrial bottle of Pepto Bismol, so I just might survive.

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