bill-swift - October 15, 2014
Olympic hottie McKayla Maroney showed off her bendy training in an Adidas ad. Intellectually, I know she is a gymnast and therefore very flexible. But to see her ability to do the splits and other crazy contortions makes me think bad thoughts. Luckily, she is of age now so I don't have to feel bad saying that she drives me nuts, in a good way. She's just sexy and add to that the fact that she can pretty much wrap her legs around her head and you've got a recipe for awesomeness. I would be afraid to try and have carnal relations with her though. The last thing that my self esteem needs is the classic McKayla unimpressed face. I'm not sure my ego could recover. But I am willing to give it a shot if she's willing.
I don't know that these pics make me want to buy shoes, but they certainly get the old blood flowing, if you get my meaning.