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Marisa Miller Naked And Bloated For The Cause

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jhanson - May 7, 2015

When your body is swollen taught from carrying another person inside of it, the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue and Victoria's Secret are off the list of potential modeling gigs. It's not that pregnant women are less beautiful, that's just what all research confirms. Fortunately PETA has listed thin models as a hate group and they'll allow you an excuse to get naked for a cause you pretend to care about so long as you grow out your armpit hair or distend your gut and cervix a few inches. Hence Maris Miller posing nude in a bathtub in protest of Sea World. No word on whether she is also using it for a toilet. Like most hardcore activists dedicated to the cause, Miller formed her viewpoint from watching a documentary which was made decades into the problem:

"Being a mom and seeing ‘Blackfish,' it was extremely emotional. I think any mother knows the sense of protection and connection you have with your baby."

Isn't there one chick in your office with a Marine Bio degree and a decent pair of tits? It's sad to objectify the whales but apparently it's cool to do so with dumb models. I despise Sea World and have boycotted it for ethical reasons that might include the hundred dollar admission and seventeen dollar churros. Not like the tunafish. Those are delicious.

Photo Credit: PETA.org

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