bill-swift - January 9, 2015
As I virtually fly my way across the Asian continent looking for sextastic celebrities, I'm always heartened by all the children and farmers waving up to me in the sky. Sure, some do shoot, but I like to think it's mostly celebratory. I will go to any lengths to bring you the best and the hottest on all the continents (yes, I forgot how many). This is my sacred oath.
Such as, Lu Ci, a Chinese glamour model whose name is either real or just really cleverly translated, but who's passion inducement powers whilst dressed as a pink bunny seem rather nonpareil. Oh, lovely lovely busty Chinese girls, how could we ever think to live without you? That's rhetorical, though the bunny ears and rotund funbags are not. Do try to control yourself. Remember, the Good Lord only gave you one johnson. You won't be getting another. Chaz Bono and such aside. Enjoy.
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