Louisa Johnson Does Britney

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Sam Robeson - October 28, 2017

Halloween is a magical time of the year sluts far and wide, but each year, like in a fairytale, a select few sluts are chosen for Internet headlines covering whatever tragic party happened the night before. In this case, it's the KISS House Party. International singing sensation Louisa Johnson had all the other wannabees sulking away with their droopy vaginas tucked between their legs when she debuted a Britney Spears circa 2001 MTV Video Music Awards look that was pretty dead on. Putting money and work into your Halloween costume is worth it when you have to wait an entire year to try and get people to give a shit about you again, and Johnson's efforts have paid off, because at least for the next four seconds people will remember that one chick who looked like Britney Spears. Her résumé is going to sound downright braggy. 

Being immortalized as a retro icon when you're only thirty-five might be slightly insulting to Spears, but as we already know, she isn't feeling a ton of feelings these days besides catatonic, so hopefully she'll take it in stride. There's something about Johnson's eyes, like the fact that they're light years apart, that makes me think she'll never be as pretty as Spears and will probably never be legitimately famous outside of this moment. Unless she gets molested by someone, but lightning doesn't strike twice. Enjoy what is now considered to be fame Louisa.


Photo Credit: Backgrid, Instagram

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