Lisa Clark’s Confident And Sexy Bikini Bod In Sydney Is Beyond Gorgeous

I am pretty sure the only reason why people go to Australia is so that they are able to tell other people that they went to Australia. It’s all about the bragging rights. Why else would we put ourselves through a plane ride that takes a day, only to sit on a beach in Britain 2.0 (Disclaimer: Britain 2.0 is only meant to describe its recent creation and in no way implies that it is superior to Britain 1.0).

There has got to be an acceptable beach within a closer vicinity to everyone in the world. Why waste vacation days simply in transit to your destination? I’m sure there are researchers in Antarctica that would prefer South America.

Clearly Lisa Clark either got a discount flight, or she lives in Australia. My two minutes of research came up inconclusive. None of that should matter, though. The important thing is that there are boobs in a bikini. So long as that is happening I don’t care what continent they are located on. Hell, if she actually went to Antarctica and took a couple bikini pics I might care a little bit more, and I didn’t think that was possible.

Photo Credit: MEGA