She’s Still White Trash

I doubt Britney Spears new black hair wil help her career. It definitely hasn't helped her face. (Pink is the New Blog)

Sounds like Carmen Electra regrets getting implants. The upside? No more push-up bras. (Hollywood Tuna)

Word is Justin Timberlake has dumped Cameron Diaz. (DListed)

And what a coincidence, J.T. just happens to have a new album coming out. (Just Jared)

Katherine McPhee had an eating disorder. I'm shocked! (IDLYITW)

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are hopping around the world, but where the hell is their kid? (A Socialite's Life)

Kevin Federline is so generous. He's giving pennies to charity. (Popsugar)

Madonna and her husband don't share the same bed. Lucky him. (Hollywood Rag)

Mariah Carey overdid it with the Botox. (CityRag)

Jessica Alba has the luckiest boyfriend in the world. (Taxi Driver)

Steve Balmer is going to be running Microsoft soon. I'm scared. (CollegeHumor)