Meet Suri Cruise

I know you want to see what Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes' baby looks like. So here you go. (Pink is the New Blog)

Is Eva Longoria getting married? (Hollywood Tuna)

Ian Somerhalder and Maggie Grace have apparently taken their creepy on-screen love from Lost into the real world. (Popsugar)

Britney Spears wants to sue the makers of her baby chair. I don't get it. It's not their fault she's a moron. (DListed)

Further proof that Tom Cruise is a Tool: spamming online polls to make himself seem more likeable. (IDLYITW)

Whitney Houston is quite likely back in rehab. (A Socialite's Life)

Nick Lachey was fired from his marriage to Jessica Simpson. (Defamer)

Hugh Jackman is stuck with diaper duty. It's a good thing he's not actually Wolverine. (Just Jared)

Pink got a "help" button tattooed on her arm. Maybe she could get a brain tattooed on her head. (Hollywood Rag)

Howard Stern is in love with Rosie O'Donnell. Yuck. (CityRag)

Scarlett Johansson wasn't the cutest kid in the world. (Yeeeah!)

In case you missed it, check out this video of Mandy Moore and Sarah Chalke kissing on scrubs. (College Humor)