Katie Holmes and her Crazy Baby Bump

What the hell is up with Katie Holmes' crazy baby bump? (Just Jared)

Could it really be that Katie Holmes' long overdue pregnancy is just a big publicity stunt for Mission Impossbible 3? Porbably. (Pink is the New Blog)

Hugh Hefner has apologized to Jessica Alba about that whole Playboy cover thing. (Hollywood Tuna)

Eminem is divorced again. From the same damn woman. Dude is a moron. (IDLYITW)

Sharon Stone may fly first class, but the baby and nanny have to go coach. That's cold. (Hollywood Rag)

Paris Hilton is saying bad things about Nicole Richie again. I thought we were boycotting Paris Hilton, no? (Popsugar)

Katie Couric is leaving the Today Show. Maybe now I might actually watch it. Actually, I still won't. (A Socialite's Life)

I'm sorry, did you say Heather Locklear is dating David Spade? Excuse me. I'm just going to shoot myself in the head now. (DListed)

The latest in cell phone technology, tailor made for Naomi Campbell. (CityRag)

Wow. Even Jessica Simpson's dog doesn't like her. (CelebNewsWire)