Get Out of Jail Free

Britney Spears trial for driving without a license has been dismissed. (Just Jared)

Is Lindsay Lohan going after Chase Crawford? Well, he's more of a girl than Samantha Ronson anyway. (DListed)

Beyonce goes blonde. (Pink is the New Blog)

Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise in matching suits. Gay. (PopSugar)

Kristen Bell shows some sexeh leg. (Popoholic)

Kirsten Dunst gets her vote on early. (Defamer)

Jessica Simpson's new perfume is called "Fancy." (IDLYITW)

Mariah Carey had her doubts about marrying Nick Cannon. No, really!? (Socialite Life)

Christina Aguilera will give you a seizure. (CityRag)

Mischa Barton loves her headbands. (Hollywood Rag)