Paris Hilton Gets Powdered by PETA

Paris Hilton gets powdered by PETA. (Popsugar)

You've just got to love David Hasselhoff. (Hollywood Rag)

Kelly Osbourne is going bald. Yeah, that sounds about right. (DListed)

Nikki Cox joins the way-too-skinny club. (Hollywood Tuna)

Looks like someone should have told Mariah Carey that she does look fat in that dress. (Just Jared)

Britney Spears was rushed to the hospital. (IDLYITW)

But it looks like she's okay now. (Pink is the New Blog)

Pink obviously isn't familiar with the concept of a celebrity marriage. (A Socialite's Life)

So, Jessica Simpson isn't dating Adam Levine, then? (Jossip)

Bruce Willis is mad at Oprah over the whole James Frey thing. (Glitterati)

Meanwhile, Oprah is mad at Tom Cruise over the whole being an idiot thing. (Best Week Ever)

What a difference an air-brush makes. (CityRag)

Coldplay's Chris Martin and his pants-related wardrobe malfunction. (CelebNewsWire)