Sad and Slow

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Is Jessica Simpson sad, or drunk? Or both? (DListed)

Barack Obama is Harder Faster Stronger Better. (CollegeHumor)

Kate Moss gets the Goldfinger treatment. Sorta. (Pink is the New Blog)

The Drew Barrymore and Chuck Bass hookup was just a joke. (PopSugar)

For once the Pussycat Dollsdon't looks like trannies. They actally look hot. (Popoholic)

Simon Pegg vs. Ricky Gervais: Fight! (Defamer)

More Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo engagement rumours. (IDLYITW)

Carrie Underwood might be dating Travis Stork. (Just Jared)

Heather Locklear's DUI bust is getting confusing. (Socialite Life)

Britney Spears will put her boob on your shoulder. (CityRag)

Seriously, who let Paris Hilton put out another album. (Hollywood Rag)