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It's Jamie Lynn Spears' baby, y'all. (Pink is the New Blog)

Marisa Miller's boobs are a handful. (CollegeHumor)

Who the hell let Ali Lohan sing? (DListed)

Selma Blair gives us lots of luscious leg. (Popoholic)

Britney Spears looks... decent. (PopSugar)

Heidi and Spencer need to be shot. (Celebslam)

Angelina Jolie is hiding out in the hospital until she gives birth. (Just Jared)

Is Mary-Kate Olsen going back to rehab? (Popbytes)

Amy Winehouse's security guard needs a security guard of his own. (IDLYITW)

Kirsten Dunst is dating a dork. (Socialite Life)

Kate Hudson is prety sexy without clothes on. (CityRag)

Kate Moss still loves Pete Doherty. (Hollywood Rag)