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bill-swift - September 5, 2007

Which celebrity hottie is bent over and ready to receive? (A Socialite's Life)

Is Mariah Carey still famous? (Hollywood Tuna)

Olympic beach volleyball is the best sport, because the players like to make out when they win. (CollegeHumor)

Ugly Betty's America Ferrera gets photoshopped into a hot skinny girl. (DListed)

Checkout the list of celebrity lesbian crushes. (CityRag)

And here's the list of the 20 ugliest celebrities. (eBaum's World)

Justin Timberlake is beyond drunk. (Pink is the New Blog)

Britney Spears is still "hanging out" with Chris Angel. (PopSugar)

Gwyneth Paltrow's marriage might not be going so well. (IDLYITW)

Justin Long can do much better than Drew Barrymore. (Just Jared)

Amanda Bynes is cute and leggy. (Popoholic)

Britney Spears dodges child abuse charges. (Hollywood Rag)

Celebrity eating disorders are the best kind. (Popbytes)

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