They’re Not As Big As Her Ass

Jennifer Lopez goes with cleavage and crazy eye lashes. (DListed)

Lucy Pinder is in the money. (Hollywood Tuna)

Flash photography + black shirt - bra = Lindsay Lohan's nipple. (CollegeHumor)

Kylie Minogue in a French Maid outfit? Me likey. (Pink is the New Blog)

Reese Witherspoon is the new face of Avon, and a cute face it is. (PopSugar)

Dina Lohan is getting sued. (IDLYITW)

O.J. Simpson gets crank called. (eBaum's World)

Nicole Richie is a "changed person." Yeah, and Paris Hilton doesn't do drugs. (Just Jared)

Laura Vandervoort, aka Supergirl on Smallville, is super cute. (Popoholic)

Britney Spears doesn't want to sit next to Victoria Beckham. (A Socialite's Life)

Katie Holmes and Victoria Beckham are cheap. (CityRag)

Courtney Love is a skeleton. (Hollywood Rag)

Is Angelina Jolie headed to rehab for her weight loss? (PopBytes)

Britney Spears is feeding her kids Doritos and chewing gum. Mother of the year. (CelebNewsWire)