Fatty Fatty Fat Fat

Guess which star is fat again. (DListed)

Jessica Simpson might be dating Dane Cook. (Hollywood Tuna)

Only a few months ago, Britney Spears was actually hot. WTF Happened. (CollegeHumor)

Hayden Panettiere sings. Looks cute doing it. (Pink is the New Blog)

Sarah Michelle Gellar is grumpy, but still cute. (PopSugar)

Christina Aguilera is officially pregnant, and I officially don't care. (IDLYITW)

Britney Spears says sorry for that whole umbrella thing. (Just Jared)

I can't wait to see how sexy Monica Bellucci will look in her new movie. (Popoholic)

Avril Lavigne is being sued for stealing music. (A Socialite's Life)

Katie Holmes has man hands. Gross! (CityRag)

Nicole Richie is 12 weeks pregnant. (Hollywood Rag)

Jenny McCarthy and Jim Carrey at the beach. (Celebslam)

Jennifer Aniston had a "secret lunch" with Shiloh. Probably so secret it never even happened. (PopBytes)

Video Bonus:

Here's video of Hayden Panettiere singing. I'll leave it up to you to decide if it's good or not. Great legs, though.