She Needs to Stop with the Surgery

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WTF is up with Jenna Jameson's face!? (DListed)

Who wants some Kelly Hu? (Hollywood Tuna)

Is Marissa Miller still naked if the only thing she's wearing is an iPod? (CollegeHumor)

10 Girls, in bikinis, in a giant fist fight. Awesome! (eBaum's World)

Zooey Deschanels' cuteness is killing me. (PopSugar)

Vanessa Minnillo has some damn sexy legs. (Popoholic)

Lindsay Lohan has been drinking since she was 13. (Defamer)

Mischa Barton leaves the hospital... In her hospital gown. (Pink is the New Blog)

Naomi Watts is ready to pop. (Just Jared)

Paula Abdul is whining again. (IDLYITW)

Christina Aguilera stinks. (A Socialite's Life)

Kirsten Dunst vs. Drew Barrymore: who was the creepier kid? (CityRag)

Will prison actually be a good thing for Paris Hilton? (Hollywood Rag)