A Face Not Even a Mother Could Love

Kelly Clarkson is hot. (IDLYITW)

Sadly, since the Beckhams are moving to the US, we'll probably be seeing more of Posh. (Hollywood Tuna)

Until then, David Beckham will be riding the bench in Madrid. (Pink is the New Blog)

Football is gay. (CollegeHumor)

Steven Tyler is the grossest thing ever. Ever! (DListed)

Tara Reid costs $297 an hour. (Popsugar)

Jennifer Aniston will guest star on Courtney Cox's Dirt. Desperate much? (Just Jared)

Looking for the weather report? Just check Michelle Monaghan's nipples. (Popoholic)

Melissa Joan Hart hates gay people. (A Socialite's Life)

God forbid Madonna should spend a little time with her adopted baby. (Hollywood Rag)

Jake Gyllenhaal isn't doing anything to dispell rumours that he's gay. (Defamer)

Britney Spears' baby didn't win in the genetic lottery. (CityRag)

And it looks like Britney's baby won't have much of a college gund left, either. Good thing no one expects him to go to college. (MollyGood)