Really? A Fork Up His Ass?

Some guy named Tom Cruise married some girl named Katie Holmes. Yeah, I never heard of them either. (Pink is the New Blog)

Alyssa Milano at the Victoria's Secret show. As if they need more hot women there. (Hollywood Tuna)

Jessica Alba: Best ass ever? Quite possibly. (CollegeHumor)

I think Brangelina and Kids should win the award for best family haircuts. (DListed)

Jay-Z plays seven concerts in seven cities in one day. That's a lot. (Popsugar)

Reese Witherspoon is a church girl. (Just Jared)

Kimberly Stewart says her liver is just fine. World continues not to care, or believe her. (A Socialite's Life)

Jennifer Lopez doesn't want to be thought of as a sex symbol anymore. Something tells me she doesn't have to worry about that. (Hollywood Rag)

Who has the bigger mouth: Mick Jagger or Steven Tyler? (CityRag)

Kim Smith does a bikini better than just about anybody. (Popoholic)

Fox kills their O.J. Simpson special in much the same way as he would have killed his wife. You know, if he did it. (MollyGood)

Pete Doherty got arrested. Again. For Crack possession. (CelebNewsWire)

In case you missed it, here's Michael Richards (aka Kramer from Sienfeld) being a complete racist.

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Michael Richards (aka Kramer) Racist Video