A Touch of Affleck

Learn how to pick up French-Canadian chicks from Ben Affleck. (Defamer)

Christina Aguilera joins The Adams Family. (Hollywood Tuna)

Kevin Federline won't go away if you keep putting him on TV. (Pink is the New Blog)

Apparently, Britney Spears is having a baby today. Just what we need, more K-Fed spawn. (IDLYITW)

Oh look, more Brangelina wedding rumours. (A Socialite's Life)

Heather Locklear finally realised she's super hot and way too good for David Spade. (DListed)

Heidi Klum and her cute kids hit New York. (Just Jared)

Ashton Kutcher and Kevin Costner. Insert sarcastic remark here. (Popsugar)

Yes, that's John Travolta. (Hollywood Rag)

Does Matthew McConaughey have freakishly short, stuby arms? Apparently so. (CityRag)

The apple doesn't fall far fro mthe tree in the Gibson family. (MollyGood)

Pee-Wee Herman telling you not to use Crack Cocaine seems a little disingenuous. (CollegeHumor)