From Batman to Fatman

Val Kilmer got fat. And old. And fat. (CityRag)

Even though she's been dropped from her record label, and has a crappy movie coming out, Christina Milian is still really, really cute. (Hollywood Tuna)

Do we really need to see Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes tonguing in public? (Pink is the New Blog)

The Beckhams have been invited to meet Suri Cruise, but I bet it's just a trap to get them to switch from Kabbalah to Scientology. Whatever, one cults as good as another, no? (IDLYITW)

BFFs at the Beach - Part 1: Leonardo DiCaprio and Tobey Maguire. (Just Jared)

BFFs at the Beach - Part 2: Matthew McConaughey and Lance Armstrong. (DListed)

But really, what's up with Matt and Lance? (Goldenfiddle)

Us Weekly is kinda miffed at Jennifer Aniston. (A Socialite's Life)

J. Lo and Chihuaha-Man still going strong. (Popsugar)

P. Diddy has a new music video. This guy is still around? (Hollywood Rag)

Consider yourself lucky that these Nicole Richie nude pictures have not made it onto the Internet. (CelebNewsWire)

Can you believe that Britney Spears actually used to look good? Crazy, I know. (CollegeHumor)