As Goes the Gossip, So Goes the World

Scarlett Johansson keeps the girls under wraps, but still lets you know they're there. (HollywoodTuna)

Brad Pitt's mom likes Jennifer Anistion better than Angelina Jolie. (A Socialite's Life)

And if adopting Angelina's kids doesn't give you some ideas of Brad's plans, then why else is he shopping for vintage wedding rings? (Hollywood Rag)

Paris Hilton says "Merry X-Mas." The police say "shut the fuck up!" (Pink is the New Blog)

Are Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes sleeping in different bedrooms? Probably, since he's gay and all. (Perez Hilton)

Kevin Federline says if Britany Spears wants him out, she's gonna have to fork over $125 Mil. (Just Jared)

Kid Rock is officially an over the hill, nasty-ass skeezer! (CityRag)

Tara Reid needs to put on some sunglasses, or get some sleep. Either way, she don't look good. (IDLYITW)

Rachel McAdams makes sure nothing's falling out of nowhere this time. (Popsugar)

Jessica Simpson has filed for divorce, sending Nick Lachey on a mad panic to find her rolodex. Wow, rolodex, that's old. How about SIM card? (CelebNewsWire)

Orlando Bloom and Kate Bosworth are shopping for engagement rings. At some very fancy stores, no less. (Glitterati)

Michelle Rodriguez is crazier than you thought. (Defamer)