Lindsey Pelas Busty Spandex In The Great Outdoors

Hiking is such a great activity. It allows one to see beautiful scenery while getting some great exercise that does not make them want to kill themselves during. It is pretty much a perfect workout. I mean, I still acknowledge that plastic surgery is the most efficient way to get the body you want, but hiking is pretty good too. All I’m saying is, a girl is going to have to walk up Mount Everest before she can hike her way to an ass like Lindsey Pelas’s.

And there ain’t a workout in existence that will enlarge their cup size. Why women do not seem to know this still perplexes me. Every woman that does chest flys at the gym is being done a disservice by all the men around them who are keeping their mouths shut. We all know their time is being wasted, and yet we do nothing. It’s true what they say, the only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.

I am pretty sure the only reason there is still such a taboo surrounding plastic surgery is because most people do not have the money to afford it. Being the jealous little pricks that we are, we don’t want anyone to have anything that we cannot have for ourselves.

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