bill-swift - July 31, 2006
Did I say it, or did I say it!? I totally called bullshit on Linday Lohan's latest exhaustion spell, and then so did the producers of her movie Georia Rule. In a deservedly harsh letter, obtained by The Smoking Gun, Morgan Creek, the film's production company, let Lindsay Lohan know just how much of a spoiled, unprofessional brat she is, in no uncertain terms.
You and your representatives have told us that your various late arrivals and absences from the set have been the result of illness; today we were told it was "heat exhaustion". We are well aware that your ongoing all night heavy partying is the real reason for your so called "exhaustion". We refuse to accept bogus excuses for your behavior.
If you do not honor your production commitments, including your scheduled call time for tomorrow, and any call times thereafter, we will hold you personally accountable. This means that in addition to pursuing full monetary damages, we will take such other action as we deem necessary to preserve the integrity of the Georgia Rule Production as well as Morgan Creek's financial interests. I urge you to take this letter seriously and conduct yourself professionally.
All I have to say is it's about fucking time. And you know the producers totally let that letter get out into the open. There's nothing better than a public spanking to make a bratty kid start behaving. Of course, this probably won't do anything to curb Lindsay's ridiculous behaviour. After all, she's an actress. And she's the most important person in the world. Ever.
Oh, and I know I'm way late on posting this, but I did actually know of it early on. However, enjoying my vacation is actually more important than yet again writing about Lindsay Lohan and how utterly stupid (though hot) she is. Just thought I'd put that out there.
Anyway, if you haven't seen it yet, hit the first photo below to read the full letter. Or check out the others to see what Lindsay looks like mere hours after her "exhaustion."
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