Lindsay Lohan vs. Paris Hilton: Fight! – Part 2: Enter Brandon Davis and Lindsay Lohan’s “Firecrotch”

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bill-swift - May 17, 2006

The war between Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton has taken a very ugly turn, as Hilton pal, Brandon Davis lets the world know his true feelings about Lindsay, in a video available at

Saying that her clitoris is seven feet long, repeatedly saying she has a firecrotch, and that her vagina smells like diarrhea, Davis unleashed insult after insult, all the while being followed by the paparazzi with video, and photo cameras. As Davis' tirade contunued, Paris and her friends were laughing and encourageing him.

Last night, as the pair club-hopped in LA, Davis unleashed a filthy torrent as Paris laughed with approval. Davis makes numerous sexual and hygenic comments, the likes of which you probably have never heard.

Davis, best known for his drunk driving arrest, at one point hurls a racial invective toward Lindsay's former boyfriend, Wilmer Valderrama, asking, "Is he in a mariachi band?"

The grandson of the late billionaire Marvin Davis at one point says of Lohan: "I think she's worth about seven million (dollars), which means she's really poor. It's disgusting. She lives in a motel."

Now, I think these celebrity feuds are as funny as anyone else, but this was just cruel. Davis, obviously drunk, and probably more, was relentless in his attack on Lindsay. If nothing else, you'll be shocked by this video, but at least it makes one thing absolutely clear. Paris Hilton is a disgusting person. But you already knew that.

Short, uncensored version:

Long, censored version:

Update: Here is another angle, of the full uncensored video:

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