Stitches, Tattoos, Meds, and Sean Lennon: Lindsay Lohan has Been Busy

It's been a little while since my last Lindsay Lohan update, so I thought I'd cram it all into one post, and get it done with.

First off, Lindsay Lohan got ten "stitches" in her "leg" at a "London" "hospital" on "Friday" after "slipping" down the "stairs," and "cutting" her "leg" on a "teacup," reports Star magazine. What's with all the quotes, you ask? Well, these days you can never be sure if Lindsay Lohan was admitted to the hospital for stitches, exhaustion, or an honest-to-goodness, straight up overdose. In fact, you can't even really be sure that she was admitted to the hospital. But this time, it was her mom that revelead the news. So we're supposed to trust it. But I don't. I think It's all a big conspiracy.

In other Lindsay Lohan news, it would appear that our little Lindsay is none too bright. Contact Music reports that following her last trip to the hospital for an asthma attack, Lindsay has tattooed the word "breathe" on her wrist, saying "The attack was a big deal, so I wanted to commemorate it on my body as a reminder." Wow, that's deep. I didn't know Lindsay was so deep.

Lindsay is also trying to quit smoking. But it's been hard, what with being asthmatic and all. So now she's taking anti-smoking medications to deal with her habit, according to FemaleFirst.

And last (for now), The Post Chronicle is reporting that Bijou Phillips is none too happy with rumours of Lindsay Lohan dating Sean Lennon. Phillips was overheard at an L.A. nightclub saying "Lindsay Lohan, dating Sean? How could he! How could he stand to be with her?" Lennon and Phillips had previously dated for 4 years.