Lindsay Lohan Greece-y And Bored

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elliot-wolf - March 2, 2018

Lindsay Lohan’s talents have been reduced down to dancing and taking her clothes off for whoever is paying her the most amount of money. She’s yet to combine the two activities and become a full-time stripper but she’s halfway there. When her LOHAN club in Greece finally fails she may even skip the stripper stage and finally commit to the street walker lifestyle that’s been calling her name for the longest time. Her career is at a point where the term love bug means incurable STD instead of an offer to star in a reboot of Herbie Fully Loaded. Opening a nightclub has, and always will be, a terrible idea. They’re unsustainable and need to hemorrhage cash in order to keep up their cool reputation to keep the lights on. Being photographed bored on your phone at your own establishment is bad for business but Lindsay doesn't care. She was captured prioritizing social media over enjoying herself at club LOHAN. Proving that being inside Lohan is never the great time anyone expects it to be.

Lindsay probably owns the only nightclub where any other celebrity could show up and they would be a bigger deal than the red headed owner slowly turning into a slightly sexier version of Sméagol. The fear of Paris Hilton always popping up probably prompted her to open the club up in Greece. The inconvenience of location keeps her in a safety bubble. Plus in place where the average surname looks like a captcha scramble they’d have a hard time gauging how famous certain American celebrities are.

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